Thursday, February 7, 2008

How NOT to Make Friends on Space Mountain

What You'll Need:

a buddy
a digital camera
a tolerance for being hated

What You'll Do:

  1. Visit the Magic Kingdom on an evening when the park is open until midnight or later. Christmas time is always a good bet.
  2. Make Space Mountain your last ride of the day by getting in line right before the park closes. You'll find another couple thousand people have the same idea.
  3. Wait patiently with this weary, irritable throng. Try not to draw anymore attention to yourself than necessary.
  4. Stand in front of your buddy in line.
  5. Quietly draw your camera. Turn around as if you are going to grab your buddy's picture.
  6. Accidentally aim the camera at the crowd BEHIND your buddy.
  7. Press the button and make the camera go FLASH!

Standby for Saturday's post to see What You'll Get

2 comments:

Matteo said...

My question is this: what exactly has that girl in the yellow done to generate the level of disgust the guy is expressing? Has she just broken wind? Did she tell the joke that got me kicked out of seminary? Or is she just a foul person? All great photography generates more questions than answers...

Matteo said...

Now that I look at it, though, maybe it's just the fact that she appears to be wearing an oven mitt. In line for Space Mountain. Just thinking about that, I'm making the same face.